Sins of the fathers / The Moscow News

I have known Jesus for a number of years – since my first day in college, in fact, when he spilled coffee on the canteen floor and the faculty dean slipped on it. Jesus was his nickname, which he acquired chiefly on account of his appearance, as he bore – especially on his rougher days – a remarkable resemblance to actor Ted Neeley from the 1973 film “Jesus Christ Superstar”.